Thanks for the laugh.
OP, have a google for the sites that estimate stats. They generally estimate a mean EA play time of ~40 hours, with a median of ~70. That the median is well above the mean is significant. Many, many folks on here are an order of magnitude above that. You can find a number of threads mentioning how if EA were the complete and final game, we'd feel like we'd gotten our money's worth.
When Swen says 80~100 hours for a full playthrough, I reckon over the next couple years I'll put well north of a thousand hours into this, on top of the ~600 I've done in EA.