So I recently removed the beloved potato from my menu because it spikes my glucose levels (which I have to watch).

Then lo and behold I discovered the turnip.

Roasted, mashed, or into the deep fryer: Turnip French Fries.


--"taxes, levies, zoning restrictions. It was almost like the dwarves didn't want him and his farm there. But they had never tried turnips, so they didn't really know what they were missing."

--Jan Jansen