Which is the best free antivirus?
an informed proactive human being
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You could invest money in a potatoe farm and use the profits to buy a brand name anti virus like Norton, but then realize that having an anti virus that everyone knows about may not be such a good idea after all. Having this insight <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/idea.gif" alt="" /> you decide to get a non brand name anti virus, which happens to not have such a broad support base as a brand name anti virus. Scratching your chin you decide to venture and procure an illegal copy of symantec antivirus etc <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" /> . You lose your mind after fighting yourself over the moral debate of your computer and what you have done. Surely you are worth more then a $50 anti virus, your organs, your gift of life from god or your superiority of swimming upriver <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> to be alive. Ashamed and fraught with fear, you leave your computer to its demise while you hide in some hole in the ground with nothing but a potatoe to keep you company. Meanwhile as your national government looks for you, your crime plunging your nation in debt $50, you instantly realize that potatoe pancakes taste very very good. As your sitting in your hold with your thoughts of potatoe recipes, your young niece or cousin whatever decides to stop by your potatoe shack and use your computer while your gone. What originally was a hello im going to eat all your food and drink your wine then say good bye turned into a family visit gone wrong. Your niece or some such decided to venture to some porn sites and then topped it off with some warez sites, they were no doubt french websites like "viva la potatoe.com" By the time you understood that no one was really looking for you, you head back to your potatoe farm. Your cousin was long gone by the time you got back but your computer was destroyed. In resignation of your computer that blew up <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" /> , you stand among your potatoe farm, pitch fork proudly in your hand. As you stare up at the heavens you have this wondrous idea to make french fries out of your potatoes, and thus you set off to make your fortune computer less.
