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I also think there are more urgent matters than genital swapping...I don't mind it, I might even enjoy it, but priorities guys,priorities...

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So like, does the dragonborn have a big scaly penis?

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Originally Posted by Adgaroth
I also think there are more urgent matters than genital swapping...I don't mind it, I might even enjoy it, but priorities guys,priorities...
I mean the main elf diety is herm and Corellon is a cleric god option.

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Originally Posted by Boblawblah
So like, does the dragonborn have a big scaly penis?

I mean...that's not how reptilians penises works xDD

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I also think there are more urgent matters than genital swapping...I don't mind it, I might even enjoy it, but priorities guys,priorities...
I mean the main elf diety is herm and Corellon is a cleric god option.

And what do you mean by that?

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Originally Posted by Adgaroth
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So like, does the dragonborn have a big scaly penis?

I mean...that's not how reptilians penises works xDD
Can someone tell me how reptilian penises work then? I really, really don't want to google it. And please be as vague as possible, as I don't want the image in my head.


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Originally Posted by Zerubbabel
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So like, does the dragonborn have a big scaly penis?

I mean...that's not how reptilians penises works xDD
Can someone tell me how reptilian penises work then? I really, really don't want to google it. And please be as vague as possible, as I don't want the image in my head.


I google imaged it..and I still don't understand, but it's freaky. real freaky.

OMG, they have TWO penises I think.

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They're flesh and they hide inside the body.

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Originally Posted by Boblawblah
So like, does the dragonborn have a big scaly penis?

We can only hope as much.🤞

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So like, does the dragonborn have a big scaly penis?

I mean...that's not how reptilians penises works xDD
Can someone tell me how reptilian penises work then? I really, really don't want to google it. And please be as vague as possible, as I don't want the image in my head.


I google imaged it..and I still don't understand, but it's freaky. real freaky.
...Like Bear Seks freaky?


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Originally Posted by Zerubbabel
...Like Bear Seks freaky?

like TWO penises freaky.

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Originally Posted by Boblawblah
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...Like Bear Seks freaky?

like TWO penises freaky.
Google Echidna Penis. And understand that is Knuckles' reality.


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You raise a good point, is seks with a bear polyformed druid more or less freaky than seks with an anthropomorphic lizard xD

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...Like Bear Seks freaky?

like TWO penises freaky.
Google Echidna Penis. And understand that is Knuckles' reality.

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That article was certainly... enlightening? I sure can't wait to open a chest and find it full of used underwear eek

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" There are better ways for mages to get a decent Armor Class. For example, Draconic Sorcerers get permanent Mage Armor for free at 1st level, which provides 13 + Dexterity Modifier AC. That's equivalent AC to a Chain Shirt (except the Chain Shirt will only let you apply a maximum Dexterity bonus of +2), and the Chain Shirt costs 50 gp and weighs 20 pounds. If you take a mage with high Dexterity,

then it only gets worse as the armor gets heavier. In addition, any mundane armor heavier than 20 pounds will give you Disadvantage on Stealth checks, and truly heavy armor won't let you apply your Dexterity Modifier at all. Chain, Splint, and Plate Mail all have Strength requirements as well.
Arcane Spell Failure was a complicated and pointless mechanic.

It only served to confuse newbies and slow down the pace of gameplay. Furthermore, the only spellcasters who have access to metamagic (which, aside from magic gear, was the primary way ASF was mitigated) are Sorcerers, which is also the class that needs heavy armor the least. Magic gear is much harder to come by now, so the likelihood of you finding a magic suit of armor made to be light and maneuverable is much more remote, thus removing yet another way of mitigating ASF."


DRAGON FIRE-AND DOOM Dragons? Splendid things, lad-so long as ye look upon them only in tapestries, or in the masks worn at revels, or from about three realms off...
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Originally Posted by Adgaroth
You raise a good point, is seks with a bear polyformed druid more or less freaky than seks with an anthropomorphic lizard xD
I had a pretty severe argument with a guy a while back about this saying it was more freaky. But now I'm not so sure. :P


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Well, polyamory definitely will be convenient with the lizard.

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" You understand the rules correctly.
It is neither unbalanced nor a departure from D&D tradition.

It is not unabalanced because there are many ways to increase the AC of a Wizard, from Mage Armor to bracers of defense etc. Armor is expensive, and it requires that the wizard invest in both the armor, and the strength to make use of the armor, as well as the strength or dex and int to multiclass in the first place. They will also suffer from a reduced spell progression table, and will be behind others in the party for stat progression. Of course, you'd be better off taking 1 level of wardomain cleric, but the cost of dipping in regards to stat improvements or feats is still there.

It's not a departure from D&D tradition, because in all versions, if you picked the right combinations you could negate the arcane spell failures for all intents and purposes. The only people who missed out were those who lacked the system mastery to create the character concept. On the other hand, the generic wizard always had a hard time casting spells in various types of armor, and in this edition is is not merely difficult, but impossible to do so unless you choose the correct rule combinations, which allows you to do so. A wizard who is only a wizard, can not cast spells in heavy armor as has always been the case."


ASF (Arcane Spell Failure)

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Originally Posted by Adgaroth
Originally Posted by Boblawblah
So like, does the dragonborn have a big scaly penis?

I mean...that's not how reptilians penises works xDD

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Originally Posted by Adgaroth
I also think there are more urgent matters than genital swapping...I don't mind it, I might even enjoy it, but priorities guys,priorities...
I mean the main elf diety is herm and Corellon is a cleric god option.

And what do you mean by that?
That genitalia customization is important for not just irl inclusion but for in game inclusion as well.

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Originally Posted by N7Greenfire
Originally Posted by Adgaroth
Originally Posted by Boblawblah
So like, does the dragonborn have a big scaly penis?

I mean...that's not how reptilians penises works xDD

Originally Posted by N7Greenfire
Originally Posted by Adgaroth
I also think there are more urgent matters than genital swapping...I don't mind it, I might even enjoy it, but priorities guys,priorities...
I mean the main elf diety is herm and Corellon is a cleric god option.

And what do you mean by that?
That genitalia customization is important for not just irl inclusion but for in game inclusion as well.

At the same lvl as having working race traits and attributes? Really?

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