I want to make my Tavy Soprano Barbarian. .
Damnit! Now I want to roleplay Bianca Castafiore! Acoustic damage and alll!
Dennis Roussos is easier - take a Dwarf ...
I had to look all this up to figure out you were talking about making a Bard. Obscure!
yeah fat adventurers is about as realistic as wheelchair bound adventurers in D&D, why put yourselves in a wheelchair when magic can heal any physical aliments, why play a fat character when all that adventuring is going to cause them to lose all that weight
Not necessarily. You assume that all adventurers like to go on long-ass nature hikes across Faurun.
Tavy Soprano tends to stick to large cities and his adventures are around controlling the local crime syndicates and finding out who "put this fucking tadpole in his head, and making them pay". Dislikes honest guards/authority figures and snitches.
He is more of a sprinter than a long distance runner. In a 10 round engagement he is going to do a lot of damage, as long as he doesn't have to run too far.
He has a high carb diet.
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He is a big Bluto-like character, and hard to injure.
