Please don't advertise drug tourism in Amsterdam. It ruins our capital. Everything you can get in Amsterdam, you can get in Gent, anyway.
I wasn’t really advertising, more just working on pre established reputation:
https://www.iamexpat.nl/expat-info/...-netherlands-remains-drug-capital-europeBut sure here’s a revision:
Send the writing team to THE MAIN OFFICE to do copious amounts of psychedelics and amphetamines and give each of them a pen and pad and see what happens. Make it a team building exercise.