Whoa, whoa, let's keep things civilized people. This isn't Nam, there are rules. Come on. Pineapple is for ice Cream, and other desserts. It goes nowhere else. It's just the rules.
Pineapple on ice cream is barely short of squeezing lemon juice on ice cream. Sure, pineapple is a lot sweeter than lemon, but it's pretty acidic.
