“Hey I just saved your life and everything you know and love. I want nothing in return and will be on my way.”
“FUCK YOU, YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT I FUCKING HATE YOU. WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, COMING INTO MY LIFE AND PULLING THIS SHIT? GODS FUCKING DAMNIT, YOU KNOW WHAT—NO ONE COULD POSSIBLY HATE YOU MORE THAN I FUCKING HATE YOU. Anyway, here’s a bag of holding my father gave me as a child. Safe travels.”
(Joking, in case it wasn’t clear)
