I have two big problems with our horny compagnions. Spoiler warning from here on.

First, why is everyone bisexual and has no preference at all. There should be at least some character specifics. Why the hell would Shadowheart for example ever hook up with you when being a selunite cleric for example, also trying to be so secretive as she is. Why is Gale so open about having a new partner while telling with full passion how dedicated his love for the godess Mystra by risking everything and also having problems with getting friends. Why would our Gythanki Queen of Rudeness and self entitled superior race ever want to make out with my halfling Paladin of Devotion from Early Acess who clearly stands for everything she sees as weak. Why would Wyll not try to distance himself from love as he is afraid of Mizora taking advantage.

This brings me to my second point. It is ridiculus with what answers you trigger romances here. The party for winning against the goblins. I really hoped that this was only a early acess thing where they wanted you to be able to try out the start of every romance but here we are again not knowing that this is in truth an orgy. Somehow Party=SexParty in Larian's dictonary otherwise I can't explain why everyone thinks I want to bang them when trying to be nice. Perfect example Wyll staying at the water being sad. Of course as a friend I would go there talk to him, try to cheer him up and join the festivity. "Hey the party wouldn't be the same without the blade of frontiers" should be an option without the thought of getting laid. Same with Halsin. After his advise to enjoy the party you can answer he should take his own advise, he refuses and says not this time. When you talk to him latter somehow your character has the dialogue option: "I hope i didn't come over too strong." Seriously, what? I really have questions for the writers in that regard. If stuff like this is regarded as flirting than I really have to make an apology to a lot of people. Gale also didn't take it when first refused and I had to spell it a second time that my character is not into him. Does the Tadpole turn everyone into simps, cause that's what it feels like.

Most characters feel very unnatural in that regard. As if they all become Astarion when it comes to sex. Cause that's the only character which i can believe would act like that being all about craving desires and live life to the fullest. Maybe also a little bit Karlach just because she really longs anything coming near body contact at all.

Last edited by Mendon; 09/08/23 06:07 PM.