I miss the old Astarion, straight from the 'Go Astarion
Chop up the soul Astarion, set on his goals Astarion
I hate the new Astarion, the bad mood Astarion
The always rude Astarion, spaz in the news Astarion
I miss the sweet Astarion, chop up the beats Astarion
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet Astarion
See I invented Astarion, it wasn't any Astarions
And now I look and look around and there's so many Astarions
I used to love Astarion, I used to love Astarion
I even had the pink polo, I thought I was Astarion
What if Astarion made a song about Astarion
Called "I Miss The Old Astarion, " man that would be so Astarion
That's all it was Astarion, we still love Astarion
And I love you like Astarion loves Astarion
