There are only rotten ones.
Where are the fresh ones? There must *be* fresh ones at some point in order for them to become rotten, and there are LOADS of rotten ones.
Or is this a tomato variety only found in Faerûn, that misses out the ripe stage altogther and simply ripens to rotten on the vine?
I would like to fund a research grant with The Society of Brilliance for a study into this phenomenon.
