NEWSFLASH
Unconfirmed intelligence reports that the Divine Divinity Patch from Larian Studios has been sighted at a remote location in Southern Iraq were today denied by officials.
The report, based on analysis of satellite photos, suggested that The Patch was holed up in a cave playing poker with Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden.
Technicians reported difficulty in securing 100% ID of the fourth player, but said that it appeared to be Elvis.
Officials categorically denied the report, but added privately that the Patch appeared to be on a winning streak, and looked unlikely to leave the cave for a few more days...
