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Unconfirmed intelligence reports that the Divine Divinity Patch from Larian Studios has been sighted at a remote location in Southern Iraq were today denied by officials.

The report, based on analysis of satellite photos, suggested that The Patch was holed up in a cave playing poker with Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden.

Technicians reported difficulty in securing 100% ID of the fourth player, but said that it appeared to be Elvis.

Officials categorically denied the report, but added privately that the Patch appeared to be on a winning streak, and looked unlikely to leave the cave for a few more days...

the fourth man was ME!

*runs and hides*

Wrong, Sadam is playing Guess the object. With the UN

...

+ It's euhm an icecone?
- NO!
+ Its an Umbrella?
- Wrong
+ Its the Shuttle?
- Almost!
+ Aah it's an warhead
- That's correct!!, Now I'll destroy one Sumut-rocket (don't mind the spelling)

TOTALLY BRILLIANT, kris!


"... They furthermore denied immediately and vehemently when claims were raised, that the patch would classify as WMD in `cyberwarfare´, by destroying save data on customer PCs at installation.
A CIA source who refused to be mentioned by name, but ranks as generally well informed: `We will not comment on the possible existence or non-existence of machinery of this type or devices employing such mechanisms nor on the projected release date of it... erm,... i mean...!´..." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Nonono the forth player was Bush <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

The fourth player could have been Clinton. Since a Bush has been back in Whitehouse he has been jealous. After all he only got head.

Ok ya found me out, I was trying to cover for Clinton, since our names are So similar <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

"The Patch" doesn't that help you stop smoking? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
No wonder we haven't seen it yet - Saddam and Osama want to keep it for themselves! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

[color:"yellow"] Hmmm, Saddam and Osama going up in smoke....now THERE'S something to put on my Christmas wish list! [/color]

Hehe! Phew, now I dont feel guilty.I thought Id killed this thread.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> Nice one, I just hope it comes before spring break <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[color:"yellow"]Well, yeah, I'd hate for this thing to drag on all year. [/color]