Oh.MY.FLIPPING.GOURD!!!

I FOUND A STACK OF FIVE (count them!) FIVE FRESH TOMATOES!!!

It's the effing shapeshifters - as if they weren't awful enough! Orin has them all. It's because they are red, and look like gore when they are puree'd, isn't it. How very disturbing.

TOMATOES!

I will not share this information with The Society of Brilliance. Instead, I shall dry and grow the seeds, corner the Market and accumulate huge wealth as the sole shareholder of Big Tomato in Faerűn.

Lae'zel can take over, I no longer care.

*Main Character has left the party*

Last edited by Magenpie; 04/09/23 04:56 PM.