Well, Orion is not a hoe for one, and he's so devoted to Ariel he dies and is reborn into their union to eternity, he dumps no one ad the end of the story ;*(. He's not a meme Tumblr character. I really wish the writers would banish that godforsaken place from their inspiration for writing. Nothing good comes out of weirdo fanfictions. More Tolkien, less Stephanie Meyer.