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Sure! I'm off on a shopping trip (RL) so MSLynx please use me as you see fit.

Starts to transform, remembers she's inside, and runs outside to transform so she doesn't destroy the shop. Lead the way!

huh, us men must go to a bar, while u go and shop.

LOL! While the females shop and get all the rum....HEHEHE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" />

*A tall figure in thorn black robe enters the lair. In it's acid-burn bony hands it holds a blueprint*
I just invented a new tatoo machine!
My partner and I have agreed to call it: [color:"red"]DevilXMachina[/color].
Featuring:
- Brushed Aluminium bathtub
- 60 horsepower motor
- Stainless steel spikes
Stylish, modern, comfortable.
Who's first?

- DATD, Inventor Extraordinaire.

Ahhhhh, my comrade - my business partner - the delivery from Transylvania has come at last - now, DQ, care to help us?
Kiya

Faile, Dearrry, bath is ready <reading the manual>

Instructions for [color:"red"] DevilXMachina® MK I[/color] :
Ingredients:
- Take one faile.
Instructions:
- Use any means to get the faile inside.
- Push button
- Listen to screams
- Meanwhile play with her cat.

Oh wow!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> That looks rough! Poor Faile! No tats for me thanks! Or
branding...I should say!

um, on secound thought, can I join your buisness?

um... what are you going to do when you run out of failes? is this a one use only machine?


where's my kitty? cujo??

um....

Oh, we can still use the old hand method, Mslynx - you'll really feel nothing!
<whispering> DEATH, get the hammer, please. I'll pour out some rum.
Kiya

Rum in a bucket for me ! Thanks! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" />

since I'm DATD (DEATH) 's assisstand (I'm level 3! Sidekick or something like that) I'll help you Kiya, here's a hammer, its not the regular one, its one I found in my garage! I just scraped off some rust of it, heh heh, use it well! there ya' go. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Youch! Mslynx poofs out of the room...
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

what about your tatoo with rum?

Thank you, Lews, you've just chased out our 2nd customer <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />... Hm, we need someone to create magical doors - all come in and no one gets out.
Any mechanic here?
Kiya, worried - we have to pay the 1st rate for this machine in 2 days otherwisse DEATH and I get thrown in it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

I can make one, give me a day or so.

DQueene tentatively sticks one huge claw in the door and offers one very long nail for Kiya's perusal.

"Kiya, do you think you could do a special nail job for me - art deco fingernails? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />"

"Just remember they still have to work after you're done." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />

heh heh, door's finished, its a spiral, u can slid down it, but not up it, and little shotting lasers for dragons! only DATD, Kiya, and me and have the key's to the elavator, now its a dungeon down here! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

Helloooooooo, down there.... oh.....

the lights are burning bright...
but nobody's home...

I'll come back later,.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

Thank you, loyal henchman! Now get some brain for the master... Search everywhere but don't waste your time on Johnson.

faile, don't worry, it shouldn't hurt much after you get used to it. Really!
Well, tomorrow I will design something better. faile, don't worry, the kitty's here.