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Good idea, with a double helping of sugar - and you and me have a special treaty with all dentists - let's make the gain 50/50%, ok?
Kiya <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

On a desert island, we place 20 flavours of ice-cream. It's hot out there and things are going to get sticky. Who will stay together? Who will run together? Who will get dumped altogether for a better flavour? See it all, uncensored, on Temptation Ice-cream...

50/50 sounds great! Do you think my new look will make me glow in the dark? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

Are you also the Lair dentist, Kiya?

Yep - looks very pretty <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> - I guess you need 60% for this <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Kiya, envious

Ahhhh, pulling out teeth without narcotics is my speciality, wait I'll get my hammer, nails and tongues.
Kiya, scurrying away

Maybe the dayglow will make me a clear target for attack runs... Perhaps something where I could just fade to black or even become invisible?

Yes some folks need people like you around! http://avatarpage.rapidforum.com/other/fun/fun/fun_38.html

Sorry, this case is impossible for me to solve <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Kiya, retiring into her mousehole

DQueene sneaks in and talks like a granny with no teeth - searching for ice cream and carefully avoiding the two dentists.

"Hebo ebyone - Ho ah u ooday?" translated to: [color:"orange"]Hello everyone - How are you today? [/color]
"I ee u lata" [color:"orange"]Bye - See you later[/color]

Mslynx, our first dentist trap is set up: Ice Cream, hole underneath - victim falls in - we tie them up and off to the dentist.
Kiya, hoping for strong business, wealth etc.

Is it gelati?

*DATD passes by and as DQueene falls in the pit, catches the icecream cone. As the semi-conscious dragon monarch is carried by Kiya and her lackeys, he whispers "Chtulhu fhtagn" and, leaning on a pole, eats the ice cream while listening to Queene's screams.*

are dragons allowed in here? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Do dragons eat icecream?
*yells in the other room* kiya, come, you get visitors from the royal family!

Waking up in a panic is never a good thing when you're a dragon... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />
Especially not in a chair with a little white cloth under your chin and a big mirror over your head...
Invariably the first thing you do is change into your dragon self and hear a [color:"yellow"]*CRASH* *CRUNCH* [/color] as everything in the room breaks due to your enormous size
and then you get up and go looking for whoever stole your ice cream <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> even if it is Death

*Innocently crunching the waffle cone* Wha? What did I do?

ew, to many big people, its getting crowded, to many dragons and stuff. make some grub for 'em.

you dont like dragons lews? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

He's probably scared. I have nothing against dragons. They die the same way as humans, besides several of my friends are dragons.