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I am awfully sorry for your mental condition, Johnson. I guess the guilt of pirating DD destroyed the rest of your perception of reality. *Strokes the puppies*.

So I understand that Johnsons computer blew up? HeHeHe...That's EVIL! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

Stroking them in a nice way, or stroking them in a good-boy-now-go-eat-the-good-guy way?

Oh bloody hell. I was expecting the puppies to get slaughtered. I'm a cat person and care not for the pestering creatures (bad experiences).

Can we have a Cerberus Kitty? That would be cool. And fluffy and soft!

nobody's turning my cujo into a cerebus kitty, thats fer bloody sure!

you'll have to get a different kitty.

Hey - our kitty no??? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

in a dont-worry-boy-when-cujo-eats-you-you-wont-feel-a-thing. I am a cat person too. *laughs*

but death gave her to me! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
well... i guess i could share.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

I'm not taking cujo. We'll get other kitties. I'm sure the RSPCA has a few they can spare for our experiments...

EXPERIMENTS???? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />

Making a Cerberus kitty for us all to pat and enjoy. It can also guard ur kitchen!

"Our"? What does a Do-gooder do here? And there's no "our" or "us". Only "me" and "mine"!

You are not keeping me from the coffee.

Cats are far more loyal than dogs, at least the ones we've kept. I've looked after dogs and they just went "Yay! You feed us! We love you!" Our cats protect our yard from mean silly dogs and get worried when we don't come home.

Waiddaminute! So it was you who was stealing my coffee!
We'll see how you will like my newest creation! Warning: The kitchen is trapped. The next one who enters will encounter the [color:"red"] Javatrap 2030 MK I [/color]

OK....well if anyone does need a coffee anytime at all just use this handy arm ,
made locally.... anti-gravity coffee retriever... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Ahm, I'm evil, right? But if anyone touches a furry, feathery, scaley, slimey creature in an evil way or intends to do so or even thinks to do so = I'll turn evil on her/him <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />
Use your experiments on humans or goodygoody angels, they can take more <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Kiya, dragging a certain machine to this lair

To Johnson: Cats are very loyal - but they are choosey and only take 1st class slaves they can dote on - maybe you don't fit into their standards? They have an independant loyalty and this is what I love about them.

i love cats and dogs equally!!

and i'll be right beside kiya if anybodys experimenting on my aminal babies.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

Me too, Faile <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> - I was brought up with dogs and keep cats now (or rather they keep me).
No one will cause harm to the puppies in here, not even if one turns out to be the Cerberus. He just needs a bit of regular Blackhawk food every now and then.
Kiya

as in me or the puppies? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />