Oh my god. All of them are trying to get up on me. My first playthru…
I am digging on Gale. He seems like a nice nerdy sort of dude and he likes cats…so I am intrigued. Chat him up as you do, and eventually find out he is a bit of a dork when dealing with the ladies…but he weaved some magic with me and it was sweet.
Then, outta nowhere, Karlach comes upon me in the night all horned up and on fire. I turn her down, and stop taking her places cause she really needs to find a new friend.
Then at some point, both LaZael and Asterion want a romp as well, but they are easy enough to turn down. Gale basically telks me at a party that he may explode all over me if we boink (and not in a fun way), so we decide to wait a bit. Danced with some teiflings instead.
I guess Wyll saw me having a good time, so he decides to proposition me as well with some dancing of his own (again, outta nowhere). Another heart broken.
So I go to the shadowlands and focus on my wizard. He has weird timing and basically hints post battle that he reads filthsome books. But I figure he has been holed up in a tower for a while, so I am forgiving. Later, when we go to his imaginary digs, I pretend not to be a bit put off by his icky book pron (jaysus…a bit weird, that). We proceed to boink amidst the stars. Not sure if that counts, but it was pretty at least.
And then, back at at camp, I get a prompt to tell Karlach I want Gale and not her. Like…wtf?
These folks need outlets. Shadowheart is the only sane one.
Oh…and then Gale tried to blow himself up to please his ex.
Dating in Faerun is hard.
