Can you two just leave stupid naive poor us to rot on our non-important half-working god forsaken forum in peace? We like talking about Karlach with like-minded people in a small community, and every time we're having a normal conversation you come to derail it to your inflated egos. What's not clicking?
Fine, we're sheep, we aren't doing anything (and yes we don't want people to write articles and yell about how Larian is bad lol), Larian will ignore us and nothing will happen. Take a congratulatory cookie for being the almighty correct ones, put it on the shelf and leave for some place where smart people are.
So anyway! I actually recently found out the answer to the question of "Can't ascended Astarion bite Karlach to make her a spawn with the consequent regeneration thing". He very canonically cannot!
Saw a clip of someone playing as Karlach and having that talk with him after he ascended - he cannot turn her because of her condition and it makes him Very Mad. He says a lot of mean shit about her being defective but eh, I don't count ascended Astarion for actual Astarion so he's off the hook.
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