My favorite spam email I've ever gotten was this one:
This is the Grand Master of the Great ILLUMINATI Brotherhood
Welcome to the Illuminati secret society world. This is the source of happiness for all human beings who believe in Wealth, Fame, Powers, Wisdom and the Super Rich, And I I’m the initiation Masters in this orders of secret society You have been selected because the illuminati see a great personality in you, you will be the one to help the people in need, the homeless will enjoy you, you will feed the poor with the help of the illuminati, we can make yours business move and we can give you whatever position you want in your workplace or be creative in anything you do You're going to benefit from this organization. if only you're serious and ready contact me email at
Finally, someone recognising my greatness. Although I'm a little suspicious of a secret society that contacts you by email. Also, 'the homeless will enjoy you, you will feed the poor' - I'm thinking there's some sort of Soylent Green scenario going on.
