Ya, here there be SPOILERS.



DU: "I crave naught but murrrderrrr!"

Companions: "Yeah, but who among us hasn't?"

DU: "Seriously, I dream daily of stuffing you all into a wood chipper, adding some paprika, and calling it goulash!"

Companions: "Sure, but we all have our secret naughty thoughts, right?

DU: "THERE AREN'T ENOUGH HANDI-WIPES TO CLEAN UP WHAT I LEFT OF THAT BARD!"

Companions: "It could be the parasite."


Later, when you wake up your love interest to warn them...


DU: "If I fall asleep, I'll become possessed and kill you!"

Companion: "Why didn't you tell me sooner?"


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