I don't get how some people are horny for the Raccoon looking homeless man we call Gortash, guy has mustard colored teeth and looks like he hasn't bathe in years, He probably smells like your average MTG player too, He's cool and all, but I don't think he's romance material, let alone marriage material.
All Hail Lord Archduke Gortash, the Trash Panda Man...
