I don't get how some people are horny for the Raccoon looking homeless man we call Gortash, guy has mustard colored teeth and looks like he hasn't bathe in years, He probably smells like your average MTG player too, He's cool and all, but I don't think he's romance material, let alone marriage material.
All Hail Lord Archduke Gortash, the Trash Panda Man...
I mean people are horny for the spider guy
- are you really surprised here?
As for how Gortash looks: I'm actually glad, they didn't make him a pretty boy-
between nursing a depressed general and trying to keep that psycho Orin from ruining the plan even further ( after having usurped the first Chosen of Bhaal)
, he probably doesn't have much time to groom or sleep and he exactly looks that way, which makes sense imo.
