Originally Posted by Sai the Elf
Originally Posted by fylimar
Originally Posted by Sai the Elf
I don't get how some people are horny for the Raccoon looking homeless man we call Gortash, guy has mustard colored teeth and looks like he hasn't bathe in years, He probably smells like your average MTG player too, He's cool and all, but I don't think he's romance material, let alone marriage material.

All Hail Lord Archduke Gortash, the Trash Panda Man...

I mean people are horny for the spider guy rolleyes- are you really surprised here?
As for how Gortash looks: I'm actually glad, they didn't make him a pretty boy-
between nursing a depressed general and trying to keep that psycho Orin from ruining the plan even further ( after having usurped the first Chosen of Bhaal)
, he probably doesn't have much time to groom or sleep and he exactly looks that way, which makes sense imo.
Spider Guy is a Drider (short for Drow Spider, they are Drow who are cursed into this form by Lolth as punishment, these Drow Spider Centaurs are made serial and are given Amnesia before getting sent on their way), the Larian version is more attractive than the usual ones, according to D&D lore MALE DRIDERS have Spider Mandibles on their faces, while FEMALE DRIDERS don't have that facial feature.


I know about Drider, I just like to call him spider dude (DnD nerd for 20 years here ;)). I have severe arachnophobia and tbh Kar'niss triggers that more than the spider matriarch - he just moves too spidery and I really won't kink shaming or anything, but whenever someone says, they want to romance him, my arachnophobic self just screams inwards 'Are you out of your friggin' mind??'


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Don't remind me of the spider dude, i've long stopped questioning people's 'tastes', lmao.
You'd think an 'archduke' and a politician would look well groomed looks wise but he looks like a plain dude that found a nice suit on the road and wore it. He looks hideous. Ketheric on the other hand... could make a lot more sense to be a well groomed politician from Baldur's Gate, but alas. I wish he was the last one to confront.

I mean, as I said, Gortash has a lot on his plate - that he looks like that makes perfect sense.

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