Did you even have to ask? There are meme competitions on youtube, called 'BG3 sex%' where competitors enter the game and try to get laid as quickly as possible (basically romance speedrunning)... and they do it mostly with Lae'zel... and they were saddened when Larian announced that they'd reshuffle Lae'zel's romance so it happens at the party and prior to it you have to impress her. When that got revoked in one of the patches they rejoiced, lol. Now I wonder, if Lae'zel was no longer an option, who would they move on to next? Hmm, likely Minthara or Astarion.
Also, while Minthara and Halsin's "love making" scenes are pretty graphic, Ascended Astarion continuously gets more and more censored, that tactically placed candle gets thicker and thicker.
But yeah, just like yourself whenever I see these scenes I generally laugh, cause I really do not need to see all the graphic details to know what's going on. I actually miss the days when games employed massive walls of text with very tasteful and vague descriptions of the deed. If you ask me, BG3 should've went the Mass Effect route, where you might see some nudity before it fades to black. But that's just my opinion, and I have been called a prude before (I don't mind it really lol).
