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Not such a bad thing to be really, except if you go toatlly extreme... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


Ever seen that commercial where the heavily mustached old woman in a black shroud drinks Nestle's Strawberry Quik and turns into this buxom bombshell in paisties and G-string and then she squats for a second in a mud puddle and when she gets up her buttocks are covered with leeches, and then Jesus appears holding a Barbie, and two beams of blue sparkling light shoot from the eyes of the Barbie and vaporize the leeches, and then the bombshell gets on her motorcycle and skids off leaving a plume of pink exhaust that spell out the words "Be all that you can be"?

Try watching that after a couple Purple Dragon blotters. It's un frickin' believable.


... so I stripped down to nothing but a Super Big Gulp cup and rubberband, and ran up the street screaming "Swing me, gringo!"