I would like to have an option to destroy the tadpoles, smash them and step on them - with a satisfying squishy sound.

In my latest play-through, I had the two idiots - I mean Astarion and Gale - who are both very tadpole-curious try one each. I imagined in the aftermath Shadowheart and Lae'zel would bond over calling them out for such stupidity and instantly destroy any further mini squids. I would have loved to actually act this little headcanon out.