This OP lol they never dissapoint. Every post is golden-tier trolling.
Hah, yeah, and I'm all out of popcorn!

Speaking of the entire offtopic language conversation... imagine me being fluent in 5 goddamn languages (and sometimes having the epic brain lag moments where I just don't know what to say and get it all mixed up, resulting in mumbo jumbo).
So I am originally from Poland (so tick off Polish as my mother tongue), then my mother was teaching me Russian in her spare time (and was calling me a moron very often, cause I was 'slow' according to her), then I started playing MMOs and picked up English along the way (which was mostly self-taught until high school), in school we had German which I was pretty damn good at. Then high school time comes and I chose class profiled for languages (so I had expanded English and German), and I can speak all of these languages fluently (altho, German I am somewhat forgetting over time) and then I married a Dutch guy, and living in the Netherlands with him, adding another goddamn language to my repertoire.
Speaking of, I always wanted to learn Spanish and French.
Oh and speaking of Russian, it's pretty easy to learn if you are from Eastern Europe, since all our languages share similarities, the only actual bitch was learning the cyrillic alphabet. Also, I might not speak, but I understand Ukrainian, Czech and Slovakian (mostly cause the said similarities).