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How does a chicken cross the road?
NT Chicken: Will cross the road in June. No, August.
September for sure.
OS/2 Chicken: It crossed the road in style years ago, but it
was so quiet that nobody noticed.
Win 95 Chicken: You see different colored feathers while
it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like ... chicken.
Microsoft™ Chicken: It's already on both sides of the
road. And it just bought the road.
OOP Chicken: It doesn't need to cross the road, it just
sends a message.
Assembler Chicken: First it builds the road ...
C Chicken: It crosses the road without looking both ways.
C++ Chicken: The chicken wouldn't have to cross the
road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side.
VB Chicken: USHighways!TheRoad.cross (aChicken)
Delphi Chicken: The chicken is dragged across the road
and dropped on the other side.
Java Chicken: If your road needs to be crossed by a
chicken, the server will download one to the other side. (Of
course, those are chicklets.)
Web Chicken: Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and
just keeps on running.
Gopher Chicken: Tried to run, but got flattened by the
Web chicken.
Newton Chicken: Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs,
but you can carry it across the road in your pocket !
Cray Chicken: Crosses faster than any other chicken, but
if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the
other side fully cooked.
Quantum Logic Chicken: The chicken is distributed
probabalistically on all sides of the road until you observe it
on the side of your course.
Lotus Chicken: Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the
same way we do!
Mac Chicken: No reasonable chicken owner would want a
chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.
Al Gore Chicken: Waiting for completion of NCI (Nation
Chicken-crossing Infrastructure) and will cross as soon as
it's finished, assuming he's re-elected and the Republicans
don't gut the program.
COBOL Chicken:
0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
ELSE
GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING


Tja ich versteh den Sinn nicht
Is ja auch Sch..... wen wann erst nen Witz Übersetzen muß.
Warum sollte den ein Kücken die Strasse Überqueren,
das ist ja das selbe wie:warum geht ein huhn über die Strasse.......

Nicht alles ist Tot wo kein Leben ist.