ok it's time to start a new topic.
Since this forum is made to help others,
it was about time we had a parody topic for The Divinity Helpdesk (TDH)
Q: Help i can not start divinity !
A : Did you turn on your computer?
Q: i can not find this tingalf guy!
A: please turn on your monitor
i just find out george is dead. can i make him alive agian?
A: Yes you can!
please do a full format of your harddisk,
flas your bios, reinstall windows and <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/div.gif" alt="" /> and install the patch. and start a new game!
Q: i installed the patch but nothing works!
A; you first have to install the game ...
Q: is there a multiplayer option?
A: no
Q: but i want multiplayer!
A: no
Q: i heard of a friend there was a multiplayer!
A: no
Q: what is this about a multiplayer i heard?
A :NOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!
Q: My computer just blowed up!
A: MMm, did you buy the game?
Q: i see rainbows and crazy coulors everywere
A: did you use some magic mushrooms agian @faile? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
if someone would like to continue.. ?
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