Okay - this is a joke that has gone around, but still funny.

Q: My moniter is black.
A: Turn it on

Q: How do i turn it on...
A: The front of the screen

Q: It is still black
A: Check and make sure the power is on

I can't turn it on

Why not?

Becasue there is a power outage.

Kay, find a flashlight, unhook the computer, pack it back in the box, and take it back.

Is it that bad?

No, it is not that bad, you are just too stupid to own a computer. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />