Okay - this is a joke that has gone around, but still funny.
Q: My moniter is black. A: Turn it on
Q: How do i turn it on... A: The front of the screen
Q: It is still black A: Check and make sure the power is on
I can't turn it on
Why not?
Becasue there is a power outage.
Kay, find a flashlight, unhook the computer, pack it back in the box, and take it back.
Is it that bad?
No, it is not that bad, you are just too stupid to own a computer. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />