My Dark Urge always gets a nervous eye twitch when the ascended Astarion speaks and I think about the Slayer or Powerword Kill. I just want to romance Astarion because he's just extremely funny... in his own way. But I can't. Still, I have problems with both the spawn and the ascended Astarion. For example, I don't want to start the romance because he's grateful to me because I won't let him bite the blood merchant. I don't want him to thank me for that. The other way is also difficult because I don't want him to feel bad.
Ascended Astarion is a grumpy boring vampire lord. Hey, I'm Bhaal's chosen one, I will never stop killing, let's burn the world together, but don't say, I'm your pet or I will sitting on your lap while you command Papa's armies. How long did you say eternity is?
I would like to tell him that he is not only a vampire lord, he is the FIRST and only ascended vampire lord, what surprises can that bring over time, positive or negative. What exactly did Mephistopheles write in the contract? Where are the hidden notes?
I think every decision I make will leave a bad taste and none of it will end well in any way.
Best of all, my Dark Urge stays alone and does Dark Urge things. *thinks about 7000 souls in 200 years... surely that could be faster. When should I deliver?* ; )
"Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized" ~ Braingremlin
