Larian Studios Forums General Chat The Divinity Helpdesk (TDH) :)

Q: Yes I did call lynn, why?
A: Now you're phone will blow up !!

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> het DATD, I'm my own darkside, you can't get darker.

sound -> "tring..tring..."

helpdesk: Hello ?
person : help! my phone just blown up !
helpdesk : euh... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

Q: Hello Lynn, is it you?...
A: BOE!!

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ps: you are funny people <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Q: loading time is sooo long!! how can i make it load quicker?
A: wait faster.

Q: some imp stole my teleporter stones! how do i get them back?
A: have your mom call and complain to his mom, then go to school the next day and get beat up.

Q: help! 2 big oversized guys are standing in front of my door. they said something of the assasins guild?
A: you stalked penumbra again, didn't you?
A: just talk to them and give them wath they need..

-> the next day:
Q: help! NOW, 2 other guys are standing on my front door, claiming something about johova?
A: call the 2 guys from yesterday. they wil fix it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

-> the day after
Q: help! remember the 2 guys from the assasin guild?
A: yes?
Q : they are now with Jehova!!
A: AAAAARRRGGG !!!!!!

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Q: i found a strange halbred in the cursed abby, it's draining my stamina, what should i do?
A: Hang on to that weapon, it's one of the best your gonna find in the game, don't lose it and keep it on you at all times. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

you guys took all the good ones, but forgot "the halbred jokes"

Jurak: <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Q: Can I open any of the four tombs in the sacrifice crypt?
A: SURE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

it would ultimately lead to some skill questions......

Q:What should i invest all my skill points into?
A:Make sure you max out boomerang, so your sword will always come flying back to you. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

And feign death is agood one too <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> you can lay there forever. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Max out charm as well, so you can turn them into your friends,
then kill them! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />
any lefover points should be put into the blind spell

Ahh, that was fun as hell. Especially when I played survivor... I open the tomb, run away then attack them one by one. Once I wanted to see how good I was (on Hard) so I opened the four tombs and made them all come at me. Well, at least I could fight for longer than I tought...

Viper, like my sig?

Q: After I put red mushrooms into a flask and drink it, I get sick instead of healthy. Why is that?
A: They are toad stools. The red mushrooms only make you healthier in the game.

Q: How do you get to the Secret Cow Level?
A: Go out and buy the Diablo Battle Chest. The book will tell you how.

Q: I killed Zandalor. Now what?
A: <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

Q: When i go invisible i can still see myself,why?
A: Stop eating those carrots
......Ah well i tried <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

Q: Is it ok if I pirate this game?
A: Johnson?, didnt you get banned?

ROFL.

yeah, your signature is nice man.

and that is a sweet lookin viper ya got there, viper! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

oh! oh yes.....divinity help desk here, how can i help.......

Q: What is a good level to go to the Dark forest?
A: I would suggest you head there at around level 3 or 4.
the enemies there are pretty easy. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Q: Is it possible to combine potions?
A: Why are you asking me? Go bother Lynn at the helpdesk.

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things are starting to cook up here! funny! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

How could we forget the stamina thingy? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Q:help! My stamina is all drained and wouldn't go up anymore
A: Have you ever considered doing FITNESS ?

Q:Help! My stamina is all drained and wouldn't go up anymore
you have to relaod an older savegame. It's a bug

Q:Help! My stamina is all drained and wouldn't go up anymore
A. what ? that's bad news. you have broken your stamina....
there is a special person who can fix your stamina back!
Q: realy? who is it?
A: go to th edark forrest and find a sword in the rock.
Pull it. he will help you <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

Q:Help! My stamina is all drained and wouldn't go up anymore
A: do you have a halbert of the rock in your inventory?
Q: Yes!
A: put in some constitution charm

Q:Help! My stamina is all drained and wouldn't go up anymore
A:have you got an cursed item in your inventory?
Q: no, i looked everywere. i trown everything on the ground. still nothing!
Q: look for a halbred of the rock in your inventory..
A: i tell you! nothing! This game s*cks and is full of bugs..blablabla

-> Next day in the same threath:
Q: i found it ! i had holding this halbred of the rocks in my hand all the time!
A: Grrrrrrrrrrr <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />

Q: Help, I'm a frog, what to do?
A: Croak or reload


Q.: Com Ralph has locked himself up and won't come out!
A.: Striptease?

Q: Can I keep false Excalibur?
A: Yes <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

Q.: How to get past those spikes in the Wasteland dungeons?
A.: Use your pyramids
Q.: Ok, done that, but I can't attack the demon
A.: There's a price for everything, right? Jump back and kill
Q.: Why didn't you tell me this at the beginning?
A.: Life's an eternal cycle of XP - you didn't ask
Q.: Hey, I thought, this is the help section?
A.: Yes - but even a helper needs some fun <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

Q.: I didn't touch the imp's balls, now he won't let me in!
A.: It doesn't pay to be shy <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Ahhh those last three !! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

ha-ha i'm awake now...... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Q:Where do i find the "other" teleporter stone?
A: Just click on the one you've got, you'll see it, just before you die! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Q: Why do I get in trouble following your advices? You guys do it deliberately?
A: Yup

Ok, enough with my sig. Reverting to old settings, Viper, rejoice ;0).

yeah, now that he's gone! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

don't forget to change it again, just before he gets back! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

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