Larian Studios Forums General Chat The Divinity Helpdesk (TDH) :)

Nah, I am not a fan of cars. Even Dodge Vipers... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

actually being death....you wouldn't need a car would you?
because death is already everywhere. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Q: When i die,....my guy just lays there, and the lizard warriors just trample all over me, is there nothing i can do?
A: Yes, just don't move and eventually they'll leave, then you may reload ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

(:-X but in "Soul Music" by Terry Pratchett, DEATH rode a motorcycle...

Yep, but Binky is prettier. Though I liked the pic of DEATH and the Hell's Angels, the Apocalyptic Riders <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
Kiya

I like this thread! It is so funny <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Q: I quick saved after i died, is there anything i can do?
A: Nope, your dead. That's it.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> Maybe not so good....

or....
A: send every forum memeber 10 dollars, and we can bring you back to life. we promise. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

Q: My computer seems to be on an acid trip
A: Quit taking it yourself, and the screen may not look so funny. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

ah, shaddup. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />

I thought that one may get you... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
I was not directing the end bit at you of course! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />

Q: Moderators, help! I am surrounded by drug addicts and people with bad sense of humour!
A: Let's hope your next reincarnation you'll be more lucky. But for now on... room for one more...


Joking ;0). I can't stop smiling while reading your posts. Plus I never said my sense of humour was any good. Keep up the good work <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />

Q: I downloaded the patch, but I am still getting the same bugs.
A: Did you install the patch?
Q: No... Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?

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Q: Help! I’ve been transformed into a frog!
A: Wait until somebody passes by and kiss you…

Q: I called the helpdesk. But their advice didn't help. What now?
A: You ware supposed to do it in game. Not in RL.

Q: Helpdesk? What helpdesk? I haven't seen a phone in <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/div.gif" alt="" />
A: hm... have you checked the treasure room?

Q: I killed an npc and been trown in jail. Now what?
A: Order out.

Q: The game doesn't start up
A: It's you who should start the game, not the game start automatically!

Ah, about the jail: I was amazed when I found that there is a jail in Divinity. Plus you can even try to bust out or wait! Will there be a jail in RR?

Q.: Help, <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/div.gif" alt="" /> saves take up too much space!
A.: delete some files
Q.: Ok, done, now I've got black maps, can't save in Verdistis etc.
A.: But you've got space - "Always look at the bright side of life", tudum tudum, tudumtidumtidum


Q.: I'm encumbered, keep clicking on stuff and it disappears!
A.: Lose weight - this game is incredible, it saves you the trouble of picking up too much stuff
Q.: Ah, and my pyramids? They're gone, too!
A.: you can't make an omelett without breaking eggs - walk, it's healthier.

Q.: How do I heal both soldiers in Aleroth?
A.: Relieve them out of their misery.
Q.: you mean - kill?
A.: Yes, why not? The more you kill the less you have to take care of.
Q.: This is part of the game, really?
A.: Yep, kill and be merry, don't look at your quest log, don't bother about game plot, story line etc. - the CDV put it in there to fool you.
Kiya <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

Q: Man! I hate this game... bloody, it's full of bugs. Even more: I have constantly crashes, my maps are going black, my items are falling behind the wall... What is this!?
A: Uh... sorry... you called the wrong number... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Lynn! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

beautiful thread... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Q: When i enter to a sewer, should i leave my tele-stone at the entrance?
A: yes, that way you'll always know it's at the exit of the sewer, and you can pick it up before you leave.

I propose something easier for people lacking imagination:
"Dear TDH" letters.

Dear TDH,
While walking arround the Aleroth village, I found a trail of gold coins. I am not really greedy yet I never refuse to earn a bit of money. I followed the trail. It was already dark, I saw shadows moving arround me and following the trail I entered the forest. Then I saw the end of the trail: a big pile of gold.
As I rushed to the money, intending to grab it and run, a net fell on me and five dirty, stinking orcs appeared from the shadows and tied me up.
Now, hanging upside down from a branch, I can smell fire and noticed a pair of green [email]b@stards[/email] dragging a big, man-sized cauldron, shoting something like "Greeny-wery-hungaa" and "Eat-pigskin-much". I suddently feel depressed...
Yours,
- Depressed and cold

TDH:
Dear Depressed and cold.
Don't you worry. Orcs were always known as very friendly creatures, if you don't believe, ask our TDH's Jurak.
Since they weren't gifted with grace and beauty, travellers usually avoid them. Those poor people must lure humans to their camps to have a good conversation. Usually they simply like to invite their priso... er... guest to dinner. So just relax and wait untill they boil their cauldron. And remember, no water is as hot as it looks like, you'll know it soon enough.
Yours,
TDH's DATD.

NOTE: 50 Gold were deduced from your bank account for this conversation. Not that you'll need it soon anyway... err... we mean you a nice day.


Signed, TDH



What do you think, guys?