I propose something easier for people lacking imagination: "Dear TDH" letters.
Dear TDH, While walking arround the Aleroth village, I found a trail of gold coins. I am not really greedy yet I never refuse to earn a bit of money. I followed the trail. It was already dark, I saw shadows moving arround me and following the trail I entered the forest. Then I saw the end of the trail: a big pile of gold. As I rushed to the money, intending to grab it and run, a net fell on me and five dirty, stinking orcs appeared from the shadows and tied me up. Now, hanging upside down from a branch, I can smell fire and noticed a pair of green [email]b@stards[/email] dragging a big, man-sized cauldron, shoting something like "Greeny-wery-hungaa" and "Eat-pigskin-much". I suddently feel depressed... Yours, - Depressed and cold
TDH: Dear Depressed and cold. Don't you worry. Orcs were always known as very friendly creatures, if you don't believe, ask our TDH's Jurak. Since they weren't gifted with grace and beauty, travellers usually avoid them. Those poor people must lure humans to their camps to have a good conversation. Usually they simply like to invite their priso... er... guest to dinner. So just relax and wait untill they boil their cauldron. And remember, no water is as hot as it looks like, you'll know it soon enough. Yours, TDH's DATD.
NOTE: 50 Gold were deduced from your bank account for this conversation. Not that you'll need it soon anyway... err... we mean you a nice day.
