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First prostitutes, then morning-after pills, now abortions ...
What next? Pre-natal care? Maternity clothing?

That hardly seems like the next step in this pattern.
Mayhaps some fine literature, like Volo's Guide to Responsibility or somesuch. Elminster's Ecologies: Birds and Bees.

I was hoping they would offer a selection of fine cheeses. The absolute scoundrel failed to do so; so I nuked them.

I've opened le fromage Époisses which has been lurking malevolently in the fridge and the downstairs is now shrouded in a sort of green fog.

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I'd point at the cloud and press "T" ...

Giving up le fromage Époisses was one of the hardest parts of moving from vegetarian to vegan. The only thing that gives a similar experience is Durian fruit. "do I like this or not? should I listen to my tongue or my nose?"

It looks like those spammers are challenging Larian to a duel: who can come up with the best story arc?

? What is meant here?

You missed the spam attack earlier today. Buba68 is making light of a pattern in the messages. And he seems to be onto something . . .

Oh yeah, but I couldn't really read anything.

Gust of Wind might help