a passage from Lord of the rings in the dwarven mines (fight scene with earthmen(?) )

"but when DATD put the pensil in bean's chest, wonders revealet a mithril penselsharpener hidden on my chest, and soo survived the attack,
and charpened the pensil to oblivian.
time for some jokes said our hero,and i drank a whole glas of milk.
in the meanwhile DATD bought a whole box of pensils (to be continued? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />)

-> At the cdv helpdesk
Q: you guys at cdv are all bastards! not knowin the larians have a website etc...
A: huh? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />, but we do know that.
Q: liars!!!!!

Q: i have a normal sword worth about 40000 gold. but it has no good stats at all. what is this?
A: you are one of the lucky ones. you found the legendary sword of "uselesness". keep it.
the secrets of this sword will reveile itselve when you play the game further one. tip: use it also in the wastelands!

Q: i'm a male survivor i found this cellar with the girls and the boys offerin "you-know-what" to me.
wich one do i have to take?
A: if you want the FULL experience as a survivor, take the first male. he's a specialist in backstabbin! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />


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