Larian Studios Forums General Chat The Divinity Helpdesk (TDH) :)

Or a blue screen of death.
My face still hurts...

i know it's killen me too! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Q;My game stops loading after 5 sec, and will not load any further.
A: Put your game disc in.


sorry that was a personal one....just today actually!
yep <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> it was me! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

Q;My game stops loading after 5 sec, and will not load any further.
A: Sent @Jurak an e-mail and sais to him to put his game disc in.
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Q: i just installed the game. But how do i select an hero to begin?
A: select a character with your mouse and push "ok"
Q2: help. i'm in a basement and can't go up!
A2: just use the LADDER in front of you!
Q3: ok how can i talk to that guy jurak?
A3: (getting frustrated)click on the person!
Q4:ok, i just left this house of jurak, what do have i do next?
A4: euh..did you ever played an RPG?
Q5: HUh what's an RPG ?
A5: AAAARRRGGG !!!!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />

Dear TDH,
I have a body on my floor and I hear the police sirens. What can I do?
- Jurak

Dear Jurak,
The N00b hunting season didn't start yet so you're in big trouble. We propose to push the body from the window. The police might be fooled and think the guy commited a suicide. It won't, of course, notice that the body's decapitated, bruised, scratched, with fingers thorn off and hair burned. Don't worry, no one blames you, after all, he's just a noob...
- TDH

How about the software needs to wash it's hair. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Cute tread <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

common' people keep them goin' <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

Q: help there's a zombie chasing me!
A: soo we have a stalkin zomby hey?
A:just tell him your noyt interested in a relationship, untill he gets a good dental program <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Q: there's no multiplayer in <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/div.gif" alt="" />!
A: buy <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/riftrunner.gif" alt="" />

-> after 4 months...
Q: there's no multiplayer in <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/riftrunner.gif" alt="" /> also!
A: buy <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/div.gif" alt="" />2 <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

Q: Can I please have the bean's address? All the advices he gave me didn't work well!
A: No! He's part of the family *takes out the scythe*!

Q.: Can I have DEATH's address, he's threatening me!
A.: Sure, and what about Bean', Jurak's and the rest of the bunch? I'll send you a pdf file - 150 MB. No, better is, I'll give you the link where you can download it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" /> - have you got a 56k modem?

Q.: How to put in charms?
A.: you put your item on the ground and move the charm over it, using repair
Q.: Doesn't work <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />
A.: Ah, sorry, must have mixed something up - you need telekinesis lvl 5 for this and then you move....
Q.: Still doesn't work
A.: Oh, have you got the black map prob and crashes?
Q.: No?
A.: Ah!!!!!! That's the solution, you NEED the black map prob, this is vital for the charms, they are shy and only move into a slot if it's dark
Q.: Oh, and how do I get this black map thingie?
A.: Delete some files
Q.: Thank you for your profound help...
A.: Another happy customer, you're welcome
<calling into the room> Hey, if gamer xxx calls again - probably in 5 minutes, keep the white jackets handy <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

Q: Windows won't run anymore.
A: I meant save game files. Just move the files out of your Recycle Bin.
Q: But I can't get into Windows to do that!
A: Move- the- files- back- and- it- will- work! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />
Q: But...
A: <click>

--> after 3 years ...
Q: there's no <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/div.gif" alt="" /> 2 ?
A: But A divine <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/riftrunner.gif" alt="" /> (2) !!!

Q: Will there be a multiplayer in it ?
A: I told you already : The miltiplayer will be in <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/div.gif" alt="" /> 2
Q: And when will <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/div.gif" alt="" /> 2 be published ?
A: Who told you it will be published ?

Q: BUG: I can see the edges of the tiles. And the game is black and white.
A: Move the shortcuts for Divinity and Excel further apart.


Ok that was silly.

Let me guess: this happened to you?!
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

ROTFL !!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

Q: In Verdistis, to become a member of the Thieves Guild, I had to rob someone. I used Telekinesis for that. It didn't work. He said he did feel sick afterwards.

A: Uh ... DON'T EVER DO THAT WITH ME !!!

Q: Will DD1 have multiplayer?
A: No.
Q: Will DD1 have multiplayer?
A: No.
Q: Will DD1 have multiplayer?
A: No.
Q: Will DD1 have multiplayer?
A: No.
Q: Will DD1 have multiplayer?
A: No.
Q: Will DD1 have multiplayer?
A: No.
Q: Will DD1 have multiplayer?
A: No.
Q: Will DD1 have multiplayer?
A: No.
Q: Will DD1 have multiplayer?
A: No.
Q: Will DD1 have multiplayer?
A: No.
Q: Will DD1 have multiplayer?
A: No.

So true, DATD...

Q: C4N U 6UY5 H3LP? C4N7 P455 7H15 0M6 M4D D347H-B337CH. W7F D0 1 D0?
A: Do not talk to me until you learn English.

Q: how do i use all these single arrows that i find laying around?
A: keep playing with them and trying different things. you'll figure out what they're for, and if you can't, you're stupid.
(hint- it has something to do with the ropes you find... you have all of those, right?)

I HEARD THAT <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Q: Help!
i'm just visiting this TDH - thread, and i don't know what you are sayin?

like this thing: C4N U 6UY5 H3LP? C4N7 P455 7H15 0M6 M4D D347H-B337CH. W7F D0 1 D0

A: Aha have you tryed the HEX editor?
Q: thanks!

-> 5 minites later:
Q: hé i tryed a hex editor on this but stil no ansxwer!
A: Did you use the english hex editor? aah, you have to use the german version to work with it!
Q: thanks again!

-> 5 min later..
Q what's this all about? these things don't work. are you trying too fool me?
A: 1 d0n7 und3r57and y0u.....! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

LOL! That's awesome, bean!
5 <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />