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<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Sorry. That was too funny! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

But remember: just because you're paranopid doesn't mean he's not out to get you!

Sings:
*when you least expect me and you turn your back, I 'll attack
I smile when I am sneaking throught shadows by the wall
I laugh when I am creeping...*

Nah, I woud never write that.
I won't have anything to do with the Duff blimp.
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ok i found some new "material" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Q: help, my HD has crashed!
A: soo she drunk to much of that tequila again, didn't she?
A: just put a bucket besides her . and wait until tomorrow.

Q: i can not use my teleporter stones.
A: aha! the batteries are probably empty. just put in some new ones.

Q: help, after the ringing of the gong nothin happens!
A: that's it. the game is finished now. better BUY a copy of <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/riftrunner.gif" alt="" /> too see what happens next <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Q: I experiance problems after I ring the gong.
Q2: I experiance problems after I ring the gong.
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Q4: I experiance problems after I ring the gong.
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Q10203: I experiance problems after I ring the gong.

A: Ease your pain. Kill youself.

Q: after I ring the gong i cant see anything.
a: get yourself a new videocard

Or a pair of glasses...

Or just open your eyes, it might be helpfull <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Or kill yourself mercifully.

Or...
eh
what he said.
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or..... reformat
scandisk
defrag
reinstall
try again
then....kill yourself! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
see!...... Problem solved! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Reminds me of that thinggy:

"What if the water's contaminated?
- Well, you just filter it, heat it, filter again, then you add iodide and filter again. Then you throw the pitcher away and go drink beer.
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hey hey, it's Q -> A in here

Add a question mark and re-read :P

Q : I ring the Gong, but cannot hear anything ...
A : Then you are deaf ...

Q. how come I suddenly got forged to a deathknight
A. you priated <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/riftrunner.gif" alt="" />?

Q. I'm spelling things wrong?
A. ask lews

Q. I got caught by the police and Zloty was one of them, what can I do?
A. Don't get caught next time
A. 2. bribe him and begg him to let you go

but don't make him mad, or for sure you'll be dead! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Help Kiya is torturing me!
Welcome to the Forum. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Q. I found you guys in <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/riftrunner.gif" alt="" />
A. What???!?!?! wait, get out of this room!

orcs come and attack you!

Q: I'm at level 30. I've done everything I can find in Rivertown and Verdistis. Do you think I'm ready to enter the Dark Forest?
A: No, you need to be about level 40 for the Dark Forest. Look for more hidden quests and monsters in the Rivertown and Verdistis maps. Even check under rocks!