LOL, Raphael – brilliant???

The naff musical number? The camp, floridly overwritten dialogue???

Every time I read one of these Raphael appreciation threads, I think – I’m a different species, on every level, to the people applauding this dross.

I can only say I need to stop being ‘triggered’ by this content. It’s driving up my blood pressure at this point.

As in life, the best fictional villains don’t think they’re villains – they think they’re heroes.

They’re also based on real humans – what’s Raphael based on, a moustache-twirly villain from a bad child’s cartoon?

The character is an idiot.

Oh wait, was this about his stats?

Well, I don’t care because the game is thrash beyond Act 1. I think when you hit level 5 that’s when the balance goes out the window.