Originally Posted by Zayir
When I heard Astarion's answers on the "freedom" line, it was exactly the same emotion Astarion must have felt, to hear, how many people are calling him cazador. "Gods, not this again...",
you clearly hear, how it was meant, lol.

Crowd: You are an abuser, you are cazador! You must be stopped!
Astarion: Gods, not this again... (Try to wound me all you like)

I thought the exact same thing when I heard it for the first time! laugh


Thou shall use these holy words against the non-believers of the UA church! Shame them and make them see how sinful they are! They must see the light, repent and be converted to the one TRUE path!!!


THE HOLY WORDS OF THE UNASCENDED ASTARION CHURCH:

1. Ascended Astarion is Cazador 2.0.
2. You are continuing the cycle of abuse.
3. You failed to save him from himself.
4. He doesn't love Tav.
5. He lost his soul in the ritual / he's not himself.
6. You condone abuse by liking him.
7. He's toxic, I feel for you because you'll likely end up in that kind of relationship in real life.
8. He's trapped forever.
9. You are his Spawn, he is your master, he controls you!
10. AA should be killed.
11. You are delulu if you believe he cares, he's a monster.
12. You are nothing but his dog / slave.
13. If you loved him, you wouldn't choose to ascend him.
14. Astarion has so much content in the game and it's your fault.
15. You requested this / you asked for this.
16. Don't be emotional because you are not human.
17. Alt + F4.
18. "Evil" is "Bad".
19. This is why women should not be allowed to play video games.
20. You denied him healing.
21. You need therapy.


Originally Posted by Anska
You might love your dog, you still expect it to sit when you say so.

Originally Posted by Anska
If you love them, you help them overcome their insecurities; if you yourself thirst for power you feed into their fears and transform them into something else which wipes away their fears and insecurities because it destroys their "humanity".

Originally Posted by KillerRabbit
AA is Cazador 2.0 and is not the type of creature to respect boundaries. Let's hope someone kills AA or someone casts true resurrection on Tav.

And from another AA thread:

Originally Posted by ges915
damn u got me... saw right thru my evangelical crusade... the bible says u have to renounce ascended astarion in the name of the lord or u will burn in the fires of hell like a butthole after too many jalapeno poppers... repent while u still can it's not too late u can be a moral activist too

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I'm tired of being preached at.

Last edited by Ametris; 13/03/24 12:48 PM.