All I can think when I see those arguments is, just let me have my manic pixelated dream vampire. No one's stopping you from having yours.
UA Church attitude in a nutshell: "It's my toy and you can't have it! "
Previously mentioned Fane's lines (also written by Stephen Rooney) that work great here (at 2:25). I keep remembering them every time I see AA bashing:
I love you, Ametris. You always manage to make me laugh. All you have to do is pull out the holy words, your humour and your picture and I laugh at it. Thank you <3