Ok then i'll translate, since i'm from there <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> .

One for the people from the south-west.
'thof van commerce = the court of industry (or something like that <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> )

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In your face (although its not quite the same, but i dont know of a better way to say it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" />).

Joliekiller, paladin on a crusade against (almost) all evil.