Originally Posted by Celesti4
Some random ideas:

-I was thinking Sceleritas would annoy AA by always reminding him of the only reason Bhaal is letting him live:
(for creating more heirs for Bhaal together with Dark Urge), and being pushy about it if it hasn't happened yet. hahaha Like a nagging mother-in-law who wants grandkids.

Oh yes ... "What did I say, Mistress. Bhaal won't be happy. I told you what a fine partner Gortash could be at your side. With him we would certainly have a whole horde of bloodthirsty Bhaalspawns. But no, you wanted this strange guy. Why did it have to be THAT guy... ugh. Give me the order and I'll IMMEDIATELY find at least 10 partners for you, all of whom are better than THAT."

If I were Astarion, I would be wary of the idea of ??turning into a tiny bat when Sceleritas is around. It also goes the other way around and you find Astarion sitting in a cage in the attic. ^^

"Oh, has your vile servant seen your unworthy husband? He probably ran away because he hasn't sired any spawns for Bhaal yet. Shall I find you a new whorty lover? Sceleritas will do that for you immediately, even before you make the wish have spoken at the end, my lovely master."


Originally Posted by Celesti4
And Astarion always with this face when he's around:
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lol Darling ... imagine:

You sit at the table like a family and eat together, you as the Dark Urge have a large piece of roasted dwarf... just dwarf... vegetables... ugh. Astarion spoons a plate full of blood like a nobleman and Sceleritas has a large bowl full of bugs. You sit there with your happiest Dark Urge smile, no one says a word...

Astarion and Sceleritas both look like this, so you know for sure that they've been chasing each other through the palace for the last few hours.


Originally Posted by Celesti4
P.S. Your Sceleritas photobomb idea (photobombing their portraits over the years) was the best. Still makes me laugh!! xD

I particularly like the idea that, of course, Oskar Feveras painted their paintings... that gives a whole new definition of photobomb there. lol

I imagine Scerletias is standing there for hours in the same pose and of course no one notices him. This is really very funny...

We'll probably have to manipulate screenshots... I mean oil paintings. smile

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