Originally Posted by Sini
He made my nails his job. Sceleritas is no longer allowed to touch them. He's allowed to cut the Slayer's claws, but beware he has a nail file. The last time he tryed, he had to pull the nail file out of his hand and table top.hahaha
He's always complaining about something. I saw he secretly sends Sceleritas postcards. smile What would he like to write to him?
The poor guy may have been preparing to do a deluxe manicure for the Slayer, like he's used to doing for Durge. hahaha

One of Astarion's postcards to Sceleritas:

My dear Butler-in-law,

I trust that you are taking care of everything at the palace while we are away. By now, I expect you've found a way to free yourself from the sack on the rooftop where I last left you. I hope that has taught you not to leave your bug-crumbs on my pillow.
You know, I am feeling very emotional at the thought of not having you near... A great feeling of joy and relief, you understand.
Though I'm sure you have been missing us terribly, I can't say I've had the chance to miss you. There are all manner of creatures here with dirty odious faces that remind me of you. Although I must say, it is making me feel quite a bit more at home.

(Postcard has a picture of a decrepit graveyard with the words "Wish you were here")

Imagine Astarion's surprise when the butler shows up right behind him shortly after. "You called for me, milord?"


Originally Posted by Sini
He shouldn't believe too strongly that I would be safe from myself there. ^^ I see him explaining to me why it's safer this way and I accidentally set the tapestry on fire and the fire just spread to the mattress. grin *I cast ignite*. I think he always forgets that my brain had a little accident, but Sceleritas still thinks I'm very smart. lol
Of course I put my hand in there again straight away. If it's a trap, then I'll ignore it grin
He is the best. He's the only person showing any concern for my character when I do that and indicating that he would have gotten involved to help her. The exasperated "Not again" is so funny because it shows Astarion's patience for all of our unwise decisions. He knows exactly what he's getting into when he's with you and he knows you're probably always going to be that way. And still, he couldn't be happier to be with you anyway. (Also love the "Let's keep our hands to ourselves now, hm?" And he gives you a genuine smile, like he thinks what you did was cute.) grin
In Sceleritas' eyes you'll always be perfect. Lol, Astarion will try his best, but I don't think anything will really keep Durge safe from herself. That's why he needs to always watch you.^^; And that's why I think they're a perfect match.