Originally Posted by Celesti4
Not the easiest in-laws to have, poor Astarion.
I think it was Bhaal's idea for Astarion to re-educate my Dark Urge on how to do the evil face. If he succeeds in this difficult task, then he may earn Bhaal's respect. (Unfortunately he loses it again when he mentions a dowry) smile

Bhaal has to have a lot of self-control. Astarion has the idea that all the beautiful blood lakes in the Bhaal Temple could be used... he has some kind of wellness temple in mind. Sceleritas has a lot of trouble stopping Astarion from "redecorating" the temple and restoring everything to how it was before. He's glad Orin just moved out and then you're bringing someone like him home with you.

The hope that you can make a "Dark Urge face" has been given up, official explanation "ruined brain". Anyone who jokes about it will face the worst punishment... but what would you want to punish a Bhaalist? Be locked in a pink room for little girls?

Originally Posted by Celesti4
Maybe Dark Urge could convince him to get a makeover, but he definitely won't listen to Astarion. :p I think it's a waste of money anyways. He'll just get buried or killed again and ruin his new clothes.

Which brings us back to Astarion's suggestion.

"Darling, I told you it was a waste of time. Let's just think practically about it."

Originally Posted by Celesti4
I think some of the most evil things you can do is to tell people what they want to hear and then betray them. Or anything that requires being sneaky. Maybe moar of things like poisoning the keg. xD

Ok, I will give my best to try to do the most nasty evil things. smile


I love it so much already. smile

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