There's something strange about that statue...

And Lews, you're not 14 since you seem too old to be 14. You've done too much you speak too well, you seem too experienced to be 14. Before I got your age I thought you were roughly twice your age, to be honest. So, seriously, you can't be fourteen. It's as simple as that.

Übereil

Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.

Ambrose Bierce