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Kyra_Ny #94824 16/12/04 10:06 PM
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that's exacly what i'm wanted to say kyra! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
I'm a big fan of rodney.


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So loved by everyone but still he ain't got no respect

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I don't get no regard. No regard at all. No esteem, either.

Ay rest in piece Rodney <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />


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That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
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Did you know Tommy lived in Exeter for a good many years, the local council put up a commemorative plaque on the house he lived in.
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One of his Jokes...try to envisage him saying it..... "I took my family out to a Restaurant last night.....I ordered everything in French,It amazed everybody..........It was a Chinese Restaurant !!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
"I said to the waiter, this Chicken got's one leg longer than the other....he said, what you going to do, eat it or race it!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
"I said, this Chicken is cold!!, he said, It should be...It's been dead two weeks!!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

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A couple of my favorite Rodney lines are...

I came home late one night from work and found my wife in bed with another guy.
She told me I had to sleep on the couch tonight.

While on the couch I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand and later that night my wife lit it.

The cigarette fell and caught the house on fire and she told the kids, as she, her new boyfriend, and the kids escaped the flames, not to wake daddy he’s sleeping. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Poor Rodney, No Respect.
Some of his appearances on the old Dean Martin roasts are truly hilarious!

Yes, as Morbo said, Rest in peace Rodney we miss you. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />


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Strange though i tend to go for the humour style of Dave Allen AND not to forget Steven wright <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


Mea Culpa's Demesne Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP Old Elven Saying: "Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!" "I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"
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Dave Allen at Large....i remember that one..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />


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Steven wright

"I can levitate birds but nobody cares".


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/me makes a mental note to check out Dave Allen.


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Steven Wright
I bought a dog, then walked all the way from New York to Texas and back, then I told the dog that is it, you have had ALL your walks at once!

The other day I was bored, so I parked my car in a busy city centre car bay and stood by the car door with my keys in the lock ........ just to see how many people would ask if I was moving <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />



<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/xmassmiley.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/xmassmiley.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/xmassmiley.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/xmassmiley.gif" alt="" />


Mea Culpa's Demesne Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP Old Elven Saying: "Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!" "I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"
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yo-ho-ho!! great looking ava, death ol' boy! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" />


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and welcome back just in time for Christmas....... Ho-Ho-Ho! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" />
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And Bean too.....nice jolly dancing saint nick you got there as well! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/xmassmiley.gif" alt="" />
Doing the macarena no doubt! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
.....or is it the Pepto Bismol dance... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

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thanks jurak <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
but you don't want to believe this but he's dancing the macarena on the ketchup song!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

if you want to see the origional (wich i edited) take a look at THIS LINK


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For Lady Rain <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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what does it all mean?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/xmassmiley.gif" alt="" />
lemme guess... the wine cellar.....homemade wine....looks like my kind of store tho....all those shiny bottles! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

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Woa, Seth is back! And he has beeen back for a while? Doh....

Sorry for the late realazation Seth, glad to see you bnack 'myself'. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" />



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Suddenly there was a knock at the front door, knowing gambling was illegal they froze solid, not moving a muscle..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


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Woa, Seth is back! And he has beeen back for a while? Doh....

Sorry for the late realazation Seth, glad to see you bnack 'myself'. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" />


Good to see you're still alive too... and haven't changed much. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

Don't worry, it's not a while...it has been just a couple of days.
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Suddenly there was a knock at the front door, knowing gambling was illegal they froze solid, not moving a muscle..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


Or maybe the game was long?

Reminds me of that Dog poker painting...

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Suddenly there was a knock at the front door, knowing gambling was illegal they froze solid, not moving a muscle..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


Good one, Jurak <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />. Maybe we should have posted this in the caption contest thread <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />.

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