This just happened...
Me: Right, that's the Counting House fight done. I'll swap out Jaheira and Shadowheart and head across the city to wrap up the murders...
Dolor: Blah blah blah I like murder blah blah blah I mean I really like murder blah blah blah
Me: I'd forgotten how long he does all this pound shop Hannibal Lecter stuff... hurry up and get on with the fighting!
[One fight later, in which just to down Gale, Dolor runs out in to the street and gets killed by the guards]
Me: Right, done. End the day and that's it for this BG session. Click on the campfire and....
Vlaakith: Mwahahaharr! Obey me or else!
Me: What another cutscene? in fact, I'll just nip to the bathroom while she speechifies...
Vlaakith: I will eat your face or something! Mwahahaharr!
Me: Right, that's that. Really end the day now.
[Someone in camp wants to speak to you]
Me: Lae'zel of course and Karlach too... okay
Karlach: Let's go on a date right now! In the middle of the night!
Me: Pffffft... Could have timed this better - but I can't turn her down really. I hope this doesn't take too long...
[Sexy Cutscenes]
Me: Aww! But it really, reall is time to end the day now!
The Emperor: Oh, I must have let my mind wander...
Me: Seriously what??? Spacebar through this and just click the go away option. Is that it? Nobody else? Sure? Half an hour since I clicked on the campfire the first time!
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